One day after joining the PGA Tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, mowing his front lawn as he always did. A lady driving by in a big Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered her window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?

Lee responded, “Yes ma’am, I do.

She then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?

Lee thought about it for a moment and said, “Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.

The lady immediately put the car in gear and sped off.

 

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